HalloSCENE

Halloween is my favorite “holiday”. For some women, the night is just an excuse to dress up like a slut. For me, it’s more of an excuse to wear the stupidest (yet hopefully clever) thing I can think of. My halloween costumes over the last few years have been personal failures. Last year I settled for a last minute not-so-stupid-or-clever Minnie Mouse look, and the year before I was a ghetto one half of Daft Punk at the persistence of a friend eager to impress a Daft Punk loving boy. Oh, the embarrassment:
Halloween 2008, pictured here with club king Peter Gatien
Halloween 2007, Daft Phunk
While I’m still searching for a great costume this year, you don’t have to. Here are my costume ideas for all the HalloSCENE parties happening this week:
-art school dropout
-Terry Richardson
-Robert Mapplethorope
-Ryan McGinley
-Agness Deyn
-Sexxxy prof

Costume ideas:
-anything made from latex
-Cory Kennedy
-Steve Aoki
-Underage girl
-Laptop DJ
-American Apparel model/employee
-an Alt (entry level, bro, authentic, celeb look-alike, or others)
Contact me for reduced guestlist.
-Club Kid
-New raver
-Washed up 90s raver
-Amanda Lepore
-905er
-Randomland Character
Contact me for reduced guestlist.





905-er. well played Gronowski.